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In the first installment, American
International brought us Dr. Phibes and horror fans rejoiced. However, that same
studio, wishing to cash in on the first film's success, wrought a sequel...and it gave
meaning to the first film's catch phrase...

By JOE ROMANO
The Abominable Doctor Phibes and Doctor
Phibes Rises Again. Can any highly original movie and its weak sequel be more
different than these two?
The original Phibes was a clever, stylistic film
a delight to watch over and over again. Its art deco sets and period
music set the tone for a delectable visual feast of terror and revenge. The sequel,
although mildly enjoyable in its attempt to recreate the same theme, does not live up to
the original's tongue-in-cheek look at a crazed avenger. While cut from a similar
dark shroud, these two campy horror films prove it's tough to draw blood two times in a
row.
Missed both these fiendish films from the early
seventies? Well, shame on you! But here's a quick synopsis of both so you
won't be left out of the fun.
Vincent Price stars as Dr. Anton Phibes, a man who
has gone mad following the death of his beloved wife, Victoria. With Victoria's
tragic death, Phibes seeks revenge on the medical team that let her die on the operating
table. (While explaining what happened to the beautiful Mrs. Phibes, the chief
surgeon somberly tells a police officer "it was an immediate radical resection."
Well, no one said this movie was a medical documentary!)
Phibes, a music professor and amateur inventor, was
killed in a fiery car crash while rushing to his wife's hospital bedside. His car
skidded over a cliff and burst into a ball of flames, consuming the devoted husband's
life.

Or so everyone believes!
Somehow, the evil doctor miraculously escaped the
crash and lay low for seven years. Although he survived a gory fate, extensive burns
left him horribly disfigured and forced him to live an existence of stealth and
subterfuge. Not exactly good fortune for Phibes, but definitely bad luck for the
doctors that treated his precious Victoria!
While recuperating, Phibes secretly plans his
revenge nine different deaths for the nine people who were in the operating room
with his wife. An ambitious plan indeed, even more so because Phibes is a learned
man and his revenge will not result in nine simple homicides. Oh, no, not for him.
True revenge is in the planning. Murder is all the sweeter when executed with
elegance and grace. Or as Phibes would say... slowly... in a gravelly voice... to
the spirit of his dear, departed wife: "Nine killed you. Nine shall die and be
returned your loss nine times nine... Nine killed you, nine shall die. Nine
eternities in doom."
Wow, this guy's absolutely crazy!
But Phibes has the madness of a genius, not a
simpleton, and his wrath rains upon his victims in biblical proportions. Boils, bats,
frogs and blood are the frightful weapons of his revenge. Rats, hail, beasts,
locusts, and the death of the first born, are the way to kill in style. Phibes uses
variations of the Curse of the Pharaohs, the plagues thrust upon the Egyptians before the
Israelites fled to the Promised Land. (A somewhat similar theme was used more than
twenty years later in the modern film noir classic, Seven. In that thriller,
Kevin Spacey played a serial killer who relied on the "seven deadly sins" for
his murderous inspiration. Some film historians believe Seven was actually a
serious attempt to remake The Abominable Dr. Phibes.)
The members of the hospital team drop one by one as
Phibes methodically carries out his plan, saving the death of Dr. Vesalius, the head of
the surgical team, for last.
In the sequel, Phibes again returns from his
presumed death and whisks the preserved body of Victoria to Egypt where he hopes to
resurrect her in the "River of Life." He is pursued from England by
Inspector Trout, the Scotland Yard detective who investigated the previous murders, and
Darius Biederbeck, one of the richest men in the world. Although Trout is trying to
solve the new series of killings performed by Phibes, Biederbeck is seeking the same
life-giving waters Phibes wants for Victoria. Poor Biederbeck doesn't realize who
he's tangling with until it's too late. 
Both movies were directed by Robert Fuest, a former
art director and the inspiration behind the original Avengers starring Patrick
Macnee and Diana Rigg. Fuest is responsible for the zany texture and velvety look of
both movies, instilling the Phibes scripts with the same sense of impeccability and
sophistication that were Macnee and Rigg's trademarks on the small screen.
But something is amiss in Dr. Phibes Rises Again.
Unlike The Abominable Dr. Phibes or Fuest's old British TV series about the
debonair spy John Steed and his luscious sidekick, Emma Peel, the urbane absurdity fails,
lacking both wit and charm.
Why?
Let's start with Phibes himself.
Vincent Price is altogether ghoulish in both films,
no problem there. Price imbibes Dr. Phibes with a savory charm that could have
easily carried a lesser actor well over the top. In spite of the ridiculous premise
of both movies, Price conveys a macabre, muted type of savoir-faire. Quite
an extraordinary feat of acting since Phibes has lost his ability for natural speech and
resorts to a series of mechanical contraptions to articulate his thoughts.
Come to think of it, the way Phibes's speech
intrudes on the flow of the story is one of the problems with the sequel. Phibes
spoke with great difficulty while carrying out the Curse of the Pharaohs. More often
than not, he showed his emotions with his penetrating eyes, his sulking body movements,
his aloof manner, and his lively organ music.
In some respects, the outlandishly expressive music
in this movie, reminiscent of the wild amusement parks and illegal gin joints of the
roaring twenties, becomes more important than any actual words spoken by Phibes. The
vibrant musical notes pierce the air like roaring thunder or float softly to the ground
depending on the shifting mood of the madman.
Shortly after rising from his dark tomb in the
sequel, however, Phibes became downright chatty, gabbing away more and more with each drop
of blood his unsuspecting victims shed. Oh, sure, he still used some type of
mechanical device for a voice box. Let's not forget, he did lose his speech in the
car crash. But while sleeping away the time between movies, entombed in his black
marble crypt, he must have enrolled in some sort of astral course on public speaking.

Or more to the point, a course on the
"need" to speak publicly there is a big difference! Phibes just
can't seem to shut up in the sequel, telling the whole world his plans at every chance he
gets.
Then telling us all over again!
None of this is Vincent Price's fault. He
certainly wasn't the reason Phibes became a gossiper. Blame that one on the
screenwriters (one of whom was Fuest) who forgot there was something magical in the eerie
mystery behind the insane motivations of Phibes. The silence of Phibes was hypnotic
when he was "abominable." It slowly pulled us under his creepy spell as we
waited and watched. Don't ever forget, as the scripters apparently did, anyone can
talk too much, that happens every day. But silence...
Somewhere between the original and the sequel
Phibes also lost his stylish touch for murder. Why would the methodical doctor
abandon esoteric methods for a much heavier hand? While both sets of murders were
inventive, there was no underlying plan in Dr. Phibes Rises Again, no real sense of
creativity. And creativity is what the life of Dr. Phibes was all about, both before
and after the death of his wife.

Perhaps, there was not even a need for the murders.
Unusual though they were, some were clearly without reason. Phibes was no
longer delivering retribution for his wife's death, he was killing just because it was
expedient. He had long since vindicated the death of his earthly angel, Victoria,
and was now nothing more than a common thug, taking lives simply because people got in his
way.
Maybe the change in the modus operandi had
something to do with Phibes's antagonists. In the original, Joseph Cotten presents a
one-dimensional but competent Dr. Vesalius. Cotten's terse portrayal of the chief
surgeon is an effective counterbalance to the madness of Phibes. Vesalius is the
caring man of science who tried to save Victoria Phibes in the first place, while Phibes's
anger at the medical team is simply misplaced. Years later, Vesalius, still a
compassionate soul, placed his own life on the line and helped the police bring an end to
the ghastly killings.
On the other hand, Robert Quarry as Biederbeck is
merely cartoonish, a little man who forsakes the love of a beautiful woman to stalk
eternal life. Biederbeck should be trying to woo the lovely lady at his side, not
traipsing through the desert after Phibes. His companion, Diana, played by the
effectively precise Fiona Lewis, is fascinating enough to keep any warm- blooded male from
digging up dead things in the Sahara. She is alluring, intelligent, and loving.
Exactly what every man wants in a woman.
So why would a loser like Biederbeck abandon such a
gorgeous fiancee to spend all of eternity without her? That would be a doom darker
than what Phibes planned for his original victims. Without a doubt, Biederbeck could
learn a thing or two about love from the everlasting passion of Phibes.
Joseph Cotten's Vesalius was a worthy adversary for
the genius of Phibes, Quarry's Biederbeck was not. Although Biederbeck is acclaimed
as a brilliant mind, he is actually an uninteresting, petty bore determined to stomp on
anyone who gets in his way. Frankly, he reminded me of a spoiled little brat, better
suited as a buffoon in the Sunday morning funnies than an opponent for the deadly
mastermind, Dr. Phibes. Ultimately, Phibes knows Biederbeck is a worthless foe and
doesn't even waste his time killing him, leaving the pitiful man to literally rot in the
dust.

Which brings us to Inspector Trout, played by Peter
Jeffrey. Like Vincent Price, Jeffery reprised his role in the second outing.
In The Abominable Dr. Phibes, Trout is a topnotch detective, the latest in a long
line of detectives calling Scotland Yard home. Steadily pursuing leads and tracking
down his man, Trout knows the methodical, disciplined approach of Phibes is the madman's
greatest weakness. He predicts Phibes will fail when the Yard disrupts the
"maniacal precision" of the killer.
Trout does his research well and tightens an invisible noose around Phibes's neck.
He sifts through the tiniest of clues and follows-up the slimmest of leads in order to nab
his man. With hardly any effort, Trout easily proves he is more than capable to crack the
case the first time around.
It's funny though, how did a cool, calm
professional investigator like Inspector Trout become such a bumbler in Dr. Phibes
Rises Again? What happened to the stern-jawed sleuth from the original movie?
You're right! At the conclusion of the
original movie, Phibes slipped away from the clutches of Trout minutes before being caught
in the detective's snare. But Trout did foil Phibes in the end, preventing him from
completing his plan and killing Vesalius. Phibes escapes Trout once again at the end
of the sequel, but while Trout was bewildered at the disappearance of Phibes in England,
he is actually relieved not to face him in Egypt.
What a pity! Trout was a good cop, once.
But away from the gloomy London fog and shadow of Big Ben, he was clearly out of
his element, a sorry match for Anton Phibes. I suppose the hot desert sands and
crumbling Egyptian tombs clouded his thinking and caused the yellow streak to appear on
his back.

Then there's Vulnavia, the beautiful young
assistant helping Phibes execute (so to say) his dastardly plans. As played by the
delightful Virginia North in the first movie, Vulnavia revels in the whole affair.
Moving with the grace of a cat quietly and effortlessly she does the
doctor's bidding without question. One moment dancing with him, the next moment
killing for him, it's all the same to her. She is committed to her mission and
deeply loyal to Phibes. She is mesmerized by Phibes, her life totally given over to
him.
And her clothes! Virginia North is positively
stunning in her designer wardrobe. Whether on the road in a fashionable Russian fur
cap and black cape, or lounging at home in a flowing, sunburst, red gown that is more
artwork than ordinary apparel, North wears her dazzling costumes with a confident, can-do
attitude.
Unfortunately for horror fans, Valli Kemp, a former
Miss World contestant from Australia, cannot compete with the memory of the first
Vulnavia. Kemp comes off as a bit too pretentious, always watching the camera like
the inexperienced actress she was, always making her intrusive presence known. While
Virginia North glides over the set with magnificent poise and delicate balance, Valli Kemp
plods through her scenes with awkward asymmetry.
Don't get me wrong. Kemp certainly is pretty,
maybe even better looking than North, but her Vulnavia is clueless, never figuring out
what it means to work for the diabolical Phibes. Of course, a few acting lessons may
have helped Valli Kemp, too. While no one in their right mind would call either of
these Vulnavias great actresses, North does seem to understand her craft better than Kemp.

North had been asked to return for the sequel but
became pregnant just before shooting began and declined the offer, never acting in another
movie. It's just as well she stayed away. North was probably twice blessed,
first with a child, then with her dissociation from the second Phibes movie.
In retrospect, both films are rather silly, but The
Abominable Dr. Phibes ignores its silly pretense and delivers the goods. It
gives us a unique mixture of horror and comedy that is truly unforgettable. Sadly,
its limping companion is just plain stupid.
Despite the fact that Phibes is trying to resurrect
the spirit of his wife in the second film, even Vincent Price cannot resurrect the spirit
of The Abominable Dr. Phibes in the sequel. Like the jazzy clockworks band
Phibes conducts in the original movie, Dr. Phibes Rises Again is a mechanical
imitation of the real thing. It is elevator music compared to the rich symphony of
the first movie.
But I won't say I don't like Dr. Phibes Rises
Again.
No, I'd never say that. It is a Vincent Price
film after all and Price makes any movie worth a look.
But it's too bad men can't get pregnant.
Maybe that would have saved poor Price from this one, too.
* * *
Joe Romano authors the regular horror news
feature, The HORROR-WOOD Reporter, for HORROR-WOOD.
Thanks, Joe, for dissecting that
cinematic corpse that was Dr. Phibes Rises Again. Since a third sequel
didn't materialize, it remains for us to enjoy the first Phibes flick and lets
the sequel rest in peace.
Article copyright Joe Romano
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