SPIDER BABY

(AKA Cannibal Orgy, and The Liver Eaters)
1964 - USA - 86 min. - Feature, B&W

Jack Hill Screenwriter / Director
Alfred Taylor Cinematographer

Lon Chaney, Jr. Bruno
Jill Banner Virginia
Sid Haig Ralph
Mary Mitchell Ann
Carol Ohmart Emily
Quinn K. Redeker Peter
Karl Schanzer Schlocker (the attorney)
Beverly Washburn Elizabeth

 

 

 




 

 

 

 

The Sixties were not a happy time for horror films in the classic sense...but the decade did boast a few fine horror films of the quirky sense.  One such film is Spider Baby.   Now that it's a certified cult film, we can only say...

"SPIDER BABY"...HOW YOU'VE GROWN

By STACI LAYNE WILSON

They live in a ramshackle shack. They go postal on the postman. They care for their grotesquely mutatedrelatives, who dwell in the basement. They eat things like cats, fungus and spiders.

No, they're not the contests of the next "Island" TV reality show. They are the three children of their deceased father, Titus W. Merrye, and they are the end of his accursed family line.

A friendly little chat...

The longtime, long-suffering, kindly manservant of the family, Bruno (Lon Chaney, Jr.) watches over the increasingly erratic Virginia (Jill Banner), Elizabeth (Beverly Washburn), and Ralph (Sid Haig--a staple in both Jack Hill and Roger Corman shlock-fests, as well as George Lucas' THX 1138 and the 1970 James Bond flick, Diamonds Are Forever).

The Merrye siblings suffer (though they wouldn't call it suffering) from a rare disease that is unique to their freakish family. "Merrye Syndrome" is a neurological disorder that begins to manifest itself at the age of ten, causing the brain to slowly decay and send its victim into an alternately violent and infantile state. Once that virus has consumed all it can, it moves on to the physical body until the victim has no choice but to live out the rest of his or her desolate days hidden away in the dark basement, thrown the occasional bone.

A dumbwaiter...and a dumb waiter...?

Hairless, wordless Ralph is supposed to be a vegetarian, but basically he eats "anything he can catch," while the dark-haired child-woman, Virginia, fancies herself a human spider. She catches her prey in her "web" (a large, disintegrating net) and then "stings" them with her pincers (two long knives).

Her blonde, baby-doll wearing sister, Elizabeth, is full of a bubbling hatred that she can't keep from boiling over, no matter how hard she tries to be a good girl.

GUEST COMMENTATOR (sort of):

Uncle Renfield mentioned that he was  doing something on a video called Spider Baby and I just had to say something about that movie.

I watched it one night after I had to spend the afternoon with my two goony cousins Amy and Sarah (they still get called Mee-Mee and Tee-Tee, even though they're almost as old as me!).  Those two pests cried and moaned until I played "Sailor Moon" with them and they got to rescue me from the monster fridge, only they had the monster fridge try to eat me and I almost lost a hand.  That's how those two play--but to their Mom and my Mom, they're perfect angels!

So, the two girls in that movie who act so sweet and all but will cut off your arm in a second are just like Mee-Mee and Tee-Tee.  I asked Uncle Renfield if he thought Mee-Mee and Tee-Tee had that Merrie stuff wrong with them and he said if they had it, I had it.  He's a lot of help!

Anyway, the guy who played the Wolf Man in those neat old black-and-white movies is in this movie and though he's a lot older and fatter, he's pretty good.  That bald guy was kind of dorky, though.  I guess that's what happens when you eat bugs.

So, I think most people would like this movie and if you have cousins like I have, you'll really like this movie--cause the two pests get theirs in the end.  That's my kind of movie.

--by John-John

Lon Chaney, Jr. (who'd dropped the Jr. by 1964 and actually never was a Jr.--his birth name was Creighton) as Bruno shows some flashes of his former acting chops (his portrayal of Lenny in Of Mice And Men earned him raves decades before, and he was in everything from High Noon to Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein) and emerges as the most sympathetic character of the loony lot.

While it might seem best to let nature to take its merciless course and allow the family's grim legacy to die out, the Merrye trio have two distant cousins, Emily Howe (Carol Ohmart, who starred in House On Haunted Hill) and Peter Howe (Quinn K. Redeker, who had roles in such varied films as The Three Stooges Meet Hercules, to Ordinary People), who are laying claim to the derelict family mansion and any money that might be remaining in the estate.

Cleaning up after a murder is the worst part...

But not long after they arrive on the scene, with their attorney and his assistant in tow, they start to have grave regrets about their decision to barge in on their blood relations.

Jack Hill, who went on to make such cult favorites as Switchblade Sisters and Foxy Brown, made his directorial debut (he'd co-directed before) with Spider Baby.

A lady who is into lingerie...

Shot in 1964, Spider Baby collected arachno-webs on the shelf until 1968, when it was briefly released as the second half of a horror double-bill on the drive-in circuit.

After it appeared on home video in the early Eighties, it began to develop a cult following and is now regarded as a classic little gem of swinging Sixties horror.

The family that slays together...

Spider Baby has no nudity, no blood, is cheaply shot in black and white, and directed with a meager hand. However, the characterizations and actors will hold your attention.

Maybe not as fun as, but certainly reminiscent of, later films such as Basket Case, The Hills Have Eyes, Mother's Day, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Spider Baby is creepy-crawly fun.

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Thanks, Staci, for braving the trip through the cobwebs to review this quirky little horror gem.  Spider Baby truly boasts one of the last great performances by Lon Chaney, Jr.  And there's even a short bit involving legendary comic Mantand Moreland.  Watch this film, and you'll get entangled in its "web," too.

Article copyright © Staci Layne Wilson

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